Stop adding comments to posts making out that you’re a really good and charitable person
I mean one time I saved this man who was having a heart attack but you don’t see me bragging
And then when he was too ill to look after his 6 children I took them in and fed them but who’s bringing that up
It’s 11:59 pm on 31st of December 1999 a woman is in labour the doctors scream at her to push she looks at her husband as he bites is nails in anticipation. Suddenly the clock hits midnight and the room goes silent she and her husband start to cry as they realise they will never have a 90s kid
Hey wanna come over and play Skyrim? And by that I mean do you wanna come over and watch me play Skyrim while I explain to you the intricacies of all my character’s back-stories?
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve