odbic:



IM SO DEAD.


there is some real inception shit happening here


there’s no way this is an accident

nahshaw:

SCHOOL HASN’T EVEN STARTED AND I ALREADY WANT IT TO END

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

When 5th graders have facebook

fattynunchucks:

cholaorwhoreientmade:

bootycaller:

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shut the heak up kenzie

Who peed in your cheerios this is morning. 


Green Day: 21st Century Breakdown era
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  • cat: [makes a small friendly noise]
  • me: oh my god. ohhhh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. do it again. oh my god.
  • moistflow:

    talkin on the phone with ur mom like image

    dollygrl:

this is a very important photo

    smythe-hummel:

    “I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”

    yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up