joltime:

richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

headfirstforieros:

you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions

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  • "She's got a naughty tattoo in a place I wanna get to"
  • Liz: Luke
  • Luke: yeah?
  • Liz: I AM NEVER EVER LEAVING YOU ON TOUR ON YOUR OWN WITH 3 OTHER HORNY KIDS, YOU HEAR ME? IM GONNA TOUR WITH YOU UNTIL YOURE 70
  • Luke: yes mother
  • the1975uh:

ATTTAAAAACCCK

    newneattshirt:

    when your parents tell your relatives info they don’t need to know about you

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    attackonegbert:

    whenever youre feeling hella sad just remember that youre hella rad

  • Raffe: *Comes back for Penryn even though he doesn't need to*
  • Raffe: Humans are horrible
  • Raffe: *Calls Penryn beautiful*
  • Raffe: I seriously hate you
  • Raffe: *Kisses Penryn back*
  • Raffe: I don't like you at all